Period insults, profanity, sacrams; how to swear like an Amazon Celt

Need to avoid character breaking vulgarities like "fuck" or "OMG" well give this a read,

Insults

You Roman's scabbard ((vagina is Latin for "scabbard))

She's a regular Corinthian Lady ((Corinth was so notorious for its prostitutes is became a bye word for whore)) "Doing the Corinthian" means fucking in the modern aggressive sense.

Brush your teeth with my piss ((the ammonia from urine is used as a bleach to whiten things. Fun Fact: Any white clothing, like a Roman senator‘s toga, will have been soaked in urine. That‘s life without the modern chemical industry))

You she-wolf ((wolf bitches are considered so promiscuous they are another by word for whore or slut))"You dog" and "you viper" mean the same thing.

You’re in cloud cuckoo land ((living in your own fantasy world))

Insults against the other character’s mother of the “yo mommo” type, example “Your mother was a Roman Soldier’s She Wolf”

Goat’s daughter ((another creature held to be sexually indiscriminate))

Dung heap head! ((we live with a lot of animals)) also "As Thick As Manure And Only Half As Useful"

Minoan mouthed ((someone who can't stop swearing or cursing. Cretans were considering to be over the top on it))

She's as thick as a bull's pizzle(( as dense as an erect bull penis))

May the cat eat you, may the devils eat the cat ((period and Celtic))

May you have glass legs and may the glass break ((period and Celtic))

"Póg mo thóin" (("kiss my ars"))

Gestures like giving the middle finger ((because of an alleged eastern Greek sexual practice of sticking their finger up their sexual partners ass))
mooning and sticking your tongue out is period

Just about anything that suggests the target is sexually submissive is fair game. Calling an Amazon a “girly-girl”, soft and weak is fair game. In that vein “cocksucker” will make any Amazon’s blood broil.

Contrary to some modern claim venereal disease was around, incurable and horrible way to die so calling someone a “pox box” or the like means they are a really low rent and foolish whore, poisonous to the community around them.

Sarcasms

Your arse is purer than the salt-cellar; you probably only take a dump ten times a year

Vulgarities
Shit and piss as always.

"Fuck" sadly has no equivalent. The Celtic phrase for sex is Bualadh craicinn or "leather stretching"


Profanity

Oaths are sworn by clutching your genitals. The idea is the reproductive origins being collateral if you break your word. With that in mind swear by your goddess naughty parts for maximum effect.

“By Bridget’s burning cunt”
“By Ephone;s horse loving arse”
“By Morgan’s icy tits”

Should shock everyone, even the gods. Please note, the gods are listing so don’t be surprised if you horses bucks you, your hut catches on fire or a crow attacks you.